May 18th, 2016
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Look, we know: Desiinger already has a video for “Panda.” He runs around a city in it and stuff. It’s fine. But it’s lacking some vitality, some essential driving force that lives up to the song.

Know what it’s missing? Pandas. Real, live pandas.

It’s a mistake on par with the glaringly obvious math error that made the Challenger explode.

Thankfully,  production team 88 Rising have come to the rescue and remade “Panda” as a psychedelic new live video complete with anime flash cards, Chinese subtitles, a harem of hot Asians and most importantly, a nearly 30-second infomercial about the unspeakable beauty and eloquence of the endangered “big bear cat.” Now you can never whine that there are no pandas in “Panda” again.

If there’s a lesson to be learned here, it’s that like this song, pandas will never, ever die, as long as we continue to believe.

Watch the video and look at the hilarious posters below.

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