fbpx SOPHIE's Debut Album "Product" Comes With a Sick-Yet-Intimidating Dildo – IHEARTCOMIX
October 6th, 2015
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Questionably gendered PC Music star SOPHIE’s debut album, Product, comes out November 27.  If you shell out around $75 USD, you can purchase the limited edition “Silicon Product,” which comes with the physical release of Product, along with a very real, (might I add, collectible) double-sided dildo.  Two sides, right there, front and back.  It’s real — check it out, from the album’s store.

SOPHIE's Debut Album Comes With A Sick Dildo

Is this the proper way to enjoy PC music?

Look at that thing.  It looks like a World of Warcraft weapon, or Grace Jones’s arm.  Including a sex toy with your album is a great way to ensure its success with the public.  Every time a true fan thinks of SOPHIE’s music, they’ll be gently reminded by a warm sensation in their anus that they spent $75 on eight songs and a butt plug.

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Just Grace Jones lighting a cigarette in short sleeves.

There are other pre-order packages available too, each with their own perks, but definitely none as cool as the dildo. There was, at one point, a pretty sweet “Liqui-UV Transparent Plastic Soapy Puffa Jacket,” option but unfortunately it’s already sold out, as well as the “Lenticular” SOPHIE sunglasses.

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If you’re one of the few who were able to snag this beautiful jacket, contact us!  We’d love to see what this looks like on — and what do you wear underneath, anything at all?  Is this what people wear to PC music shows?   Let us know, and in the meantime (while you wait for your butt plug to come in the mail), check out SOPHIE’s latest from Product, “MSMSMSM”.