This just in: A-Trak, ARAAB Muzik, and Ape Drums are banding together to form the new A-Team (get it?) and are celebrating the fact with a tour and a new free tune dubbed “Action.” (Seriously, what is with all the A’s? A-lluminati?).

It’s loud and raucous and makes me want to roundhouse-kick a chihuahua into Neptune’s rings. So congrats, Hannibal, Baracus, and Murdock. Ya done good … partially because it’s a hard-ass homage to trap brass and partially because … imagine it playing over the trailer to summer movie blockbusters.

It’s loud and raucous and makes me want to roundhouse-kick a chihuahua into Neptune’s rings. So congrats, Hannibal, Baracus, and Murdock. Ya done good … partially because it’s a hard-ass homage to trap brass and partially because … imagine it playing over the trailer to summer movie blockbusters.

Imagine this: Charlize Theron alongside Tom Hardy in Mad Max, veering across a dusty, apocalyptic desert as “LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION” consistently blares in the background. Picture Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson struggling to squeeze into helicopters and tanks in San Andreas, grabbing seismic survivors with his larger-than-life, bare, meaty hands left and right while pounding synths play in your ear. Think of Chris Pratt taming and creepily seducing raptors into submission in Jurassic World, and the rhythm to “Action” beats to the rhythm of your heart. Will they, or won’t they?

Mmm. Fantasizing. But if you want to hear this track live rather as a substitute for award-winning composers, check out the Gold Gone Wild 2 Tour, which will span six dates across the nation. In the meantime, go ahead and crush a can of PBR against your forehead.