Our hearts are heavy as we approach the final days of our favorite talking fast food items. Although we are sad to see them go, we shant spend the rest of our days in sorrow. We must rejoice upon all the truly wonderful moments and memories the Aqua Teen Hunger Force has blessed us with over the years and move forward with joy in our hearts … which is exactly why Adult Swim will be hosting a very special Candlelight Vigil for the gang at this year’s Comic-Con festivities. Any fans are encouraged to attend and help us honor and remember ATHF in all of its glory. You can RSVP for the one-time event here.
In the meantime, we decided to compile our favorite ATHF moments for you, but more so, for us … because its the right thing to do, god damn it. You say goodbye with dignity, or you don’t say goodbye at all!
Check it out!
10. “She Creature”
Let’s face it, despite your gender or sexual orientation, we all have a deep dark fantasy of somehow coming across an enchanted mythical creature and banging it. Whether it be a centaur, a leprechaun, Bigfoot, a multi-headed hydra … it’s all up to personal preference. But for me, it’s mermaids. Thank you, ATHF, for letting me bang vicariously through you.
9. “Ol’ Drippy’s Birth”
If you’ve ever lived with roommates, you know the infinite struggle of a messy kitchen. There has definitely been moments where its gotten so bad that our mess was actually providing the perfect climate to incubate a new species of life. But in this clip, the boys actually do harbor a new species. Quite a pleasant species, at that.
8. “Total Re-Carl”
Meatwad seizes the opportunity to get sweet, sweet revenge on Shake and finishes with a legendary, Steven Seagal style one-liner.
7. “MC Pee Pants Needs Candy”
He doesn’t want dat candy, man … he NEEDS it. Meatwad can relate.
6. “Bible Fruit”
Sometimes it’s best to just give the fruit their drug s… or tell them Shake has their drugs and watch what ensues.
5. “Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future”
Who better to buy your shitty above-ground pool filled with blood than the legendary Danzig? Perhaps my favorite celebrity cameo from over the years.
4. “Hand Banana”
Perhaps the most disturbing, yet hilarious member of the ATHF cast, the strange yellow dog genetically engineered for Meatwad that does nothing else but rape Carl … a lot. Tonight, YOU!
3. “Kidney Car”
Every time I take my shit-wagon of a car into the shop there are 15 new things to fix that I didn’t even know existed. Those haunted air-conditioner exorcisms really add up, man :/
2. “Revenge of the Mooninites”
If there’s anything you would actually want to steal from Carl, it’s got to be his porn collection. And boy, do those Mooninites love their earthly porn.
1. “Broodwich, The Last Temptation”
And our personal favorite … Broodwich. The satanic sandwich baked by Beezlebub, himself. IT CANNOT BE TAKEN APART OR DISASSEMBLED!
There you have it, folks. Our top 10 favorite moments from the critically-acclaimed, Aqua Teen Huger Force. Thanks for watching and hope to share some tears with you at the Aqua Team Vigil on July 11th.
