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NEXT FEST 2015 is just around the corner, but with with six films and three shows all in one weekend, it can be tough to figure out which ones to skip and which ones to caress with your eyes and grace with your presence.
That’s why right here and right now, we’re going to help you find the NEXT FEST film that’s right for you … you know, like movie speed dating.
Let’s get you started.
You: Are that one roommate that takes everyone else’s shit without asking. And you also like seeing Kevin Bacon turn in to one badass motherfucker and you love being chased.
Movie: Cop Car. Guns, car chases, and Kevin Bacon going ape-shit on some punk ass kids. It’s a match made in heaven.
Day/Time: Sunday, August 2th, 8:30PM @ The Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
You: Hate college and need someone to help you make irrational decisions.
Movie: Mistress America. A story of step-sisterly love, letting loose, and questionable life choices.
Day/Time: Friday August 7th, 8:00PM @ The Theatre at Ace Hotel.
You: Are known to have several robot limbs plus BBQ is your religion.
Movie: Finders Keepers. An actual real life story of about a guy who finds a mummified leg in a grill and the ensuing custody battle with said leg’s owner. No, I wasn’t high when I typed that out.
Day/Time: Saturday, August 8th, 3:30PM @ The Theatre at Ace Hotel
Get your tickets to see Finders Keepers @ The Theatre at Ace Hotel here.
You: Are from Bakersfield and are wondering why anyone famous would ever come to Bakersfield.
Movie: Entertainment. A film about the world’s worst stand-up comedian trying to revive his career in the middle of the desert.
Day/Time: Saturday, August 8th, 8:00PM @ the Theatre at Ace Hotel.
You: Are a color-blind Peter Pan living in St. Louis.
Movie: Cronies. A film about the struggles of growing up in the hood and the friendships that inevitably change as you progress from puberty boy to man man (all shot in black and white).
Day/Time: Sunday, August 9th, 3:30PM @ The Theatre at Ace Hotel
Get your tickets to see Cronies at the Theatre at Ace Hotel here.
You: Loved Kung Fury and want to go back to 1997 but are still nostalgic for the 80s.
Movie: Turbo Kid. An 80’s action adventure set in 1997. Ridiculous outfits, hilarious blood, an apocalypse, a love story, and a killer soundtrack all tied in. What more could you want?
Day/Time: Sunday, August 8th, 8:00PM @ The Theatre at Ace Hotel
Now that you’ve found your perfect match, head over to NEXT FEST ’15 for all the festivities!